Hahaha...!!

HI MY NAME IS MELVIN WATT FROM CHAPER HILL, NORTH CAROLINA. I WAS IN ICELAND OVER NEW YEARS AND I HAVE THIS TO SAY TO YOU ICELANDIC WOMEN: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE PROMISCUOUS AT ALL... just totally goddamn boring.

[This from today's Blaðið, one of two free daily papers delivered to our door. They have this cartoonist who just cracks me up... ]