Something to chew on and spit back out

Friends, it’s time to purge a few googlies from the cache. Over the past few weeks we had our collection of the usual suspects...

... the linguistically challenged:

big penis vs samll penis pics (Lewiston, NY)

wot is a advent (sum kind of hulliday, like? UK)

conquering a porographic habit (Too much porography is bad for your skin. – Santa Cruz, California)

… our besserwissers:

reykjavik porn is illegal (who knew? – France)

… those genuinely interested in adding to their knowledge:

looking for icelandic people (Hm, tough one. Maybe try looking in … Iceland? – Rome, Italy)

penis pictures and kinds (for my PhD dissertation, like. – Algeria)

the main weaknesses of iceland (that's easy: a) bad service b) atrocious drivers. – London City, UK)

how to photograph your own penis (follow these instructions: Undo your fly. Take out penis. Pick up the camera. Point. Press the shutter. Bingo.– Fayetteville, Arkansas)

pre hatched penis pics (Friends: somewhere out there is a penis farm. With penis eggs. – London)

leaky penis (… and somewhere out there is a very worried individual. – Pennsylvania, Mifflinburg)

… and where would we be without our perverts:

women having sex with sharks (Deep Throat meets Jaws. – Columbia, South Carolina)

public sluts iceland (You know, the ones they have in the town square. – Bourgogne, France)

pictures of naked girl on a plate (Served with a side order of fries. – Sheffield, UK)

big bare asses (they have to be big and they have to be bare and they have to be plural. – US)

… and finally the total fricking wackos:

i was shaking like a leaf this afternoon i found weather quite cold i was dressed up warm and again i was cold (Longueuil, Quebec)

OKAY!
It’s really windy out there right now, actually it’s probably a storm. Went out for a run just as it was starting and you know what makes me Very Happy? My MEC hoodie [in coal]. I look like a total alien, but my poor whiplashed neck thanks me profusely. How I ever survived without one of those is a complete mystery to me. 1°C [34F] right now, the sun came up at 10.27 and set at 4.01 pm.