Move along please, we have no p.d. here
Ahem.
I'm getting such an alarming number of googlies with the search words 'porno dog' that I'm seriously considering going back and changing the title of this post.* I am not kidding. [about the googlies.] For some bizarre reason, the vast majority of those googlies come from Turkey - so many in fact that I'm beginning to think that 'porno dog' means something very commonplace in Turkish. Like, say, 'sex with animals'.
Bizarrely, one of those googlies comes from someone who as far as I can tell has been by at least once a day for the past several days, always on the same search words. [A tip: give up already!] This evening, while checking stats, I saw that the 'porno dog' enthusiast had alighted on the Weather Report once again, and proceeded to, er, poke around for a bit before moving on.
I dunno. I mean, since this post - oh and this one - I don't call everything my grandmother** where googlies are concerned [had a particularly endearing one right after Turkish 'porno dog' - 'stunning penis pictures' - sounds positively virginal, does it not?] but something about the sheer number of those googlies, coupled with the vague hunch that these searchers attach a somewhat different meaning to the term than I did, gives me the heebie-jeebies. *Shudder*
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD NOW MOVE ON TO THE WEATHER
Started off real windy this morning, then it became somewhat less windy and very rainy. Then the rain turned to sleet and the wind died down a bit, but is set to pick up again tomorrow with more precipitation. Not our favourite Niceland weather, but variety is the spice of life as they say. Right now 2°C and feels like 2°C. Which is 36°F if you speak American [have I mentioned what a superexcellent resource Yahoo weather is? Temps in C and F. Sunrise at 8.12 am and sunset at 19.06.
* although now that I've said it again, it won't matter anyway, will it? In fact I'll probably attract all the 'sex with animal' perverts as well. Oy!
** Real live Icelandic idiom meaning 'I've seen worse'.
I'm getting such an alarming number of googlies with the search words 'porno dog' that I'm seriously considering going back and changing the title of this post.* I am not kidding. [about the googlies.] For some bizarre reason, the vast majority of those googlies come from Turkey - so many in fact that I'm beginning to think that 'porno dog' means something very commonplace in Turkish. Like, say, 'sex with animals'.
Bizarrely, one of those googlies comes from someone who as far as I can tell has been by at least once a day for the past several days, always on the same search words. [A tip: give up already!] This evening, while checking stats, I saw that the 'porno dog' enthusiast had alighted on the Weather Report once again, and proceeded to, er, poke around for a bit before moving on.
I dunno. I mean, since this post - oh and this one - I don't call everything my grandmother** where googlies are concerned [had a particularly endearing one right after Turkish 'porno dog' - 'stunning penis pictures' - sounds positively virginal, does it not?] but something about the sheer number of those googlies, coupled with the vague hunch that these searchers attach a somewhat different meaning to the term than I did, gives me the heebie-jeebies. *Shudder*
WHICH IS WHY WE SHOULD NOW MOVE ON TO THE WEATHER
Started off real windy this morning, then it became somewhat less windy and very rainy. Then the rain turned to sleet and the wind died down a bit, but is set to pick up again tomorrow with more precipitation. Not our favourite Niceland weather, but variety is the spice of life as they say. Right now 2°C and feels like 2°C. Which is 36°F if you speak American [have I mentioned what a superexcellent resource Yahoo weather is? Temps in C and F. Sunrise at 8.12 am and sunset at 19.06.
* although now that I've said it again, it won't matter anyway, will it? In fact I'll probably attract all the 'sex with animal' perverts as well. Oy!
** Real live Icelandic idiom meaning 'I've seen worse'.
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